"Yeah, the baby sucks on the PIMPLE to get milk."
In lieu of the previous post, there goes daddy ever wanting to see the pimples again.

"The baby gets milk from the brown circles."
Understanding that Andrea is breast feeding... you get the picture.
There goes daddy ever seeing the brown circles again.

Folding Clothes

Ella just said to Rory (its Sunday morning) -

"If you don't teach me how to fold clothes now, I won't know how to when I grow up and you'll have to take me to a tutor." She promptly followed up her statement with a "real" tooter.

Cheeseburger

We were driving to the hospital last Tuesday (5/30) to hopefully deliver this baby (it didn't happen). We were almost at the stoplight when Ella piped up and said "When I grow up I want to be a Chefes." After we clarified that she wanted to be a Chef, she then said "I want to work with Cheeseburgers, where can I work with Cheeseburgers? Oh yeah, McDonalds!" Anyway, that was her funny in the car.

She was also total hysterical when I was in the labor and delivery room. She kept telling me in her very solemn and wise tone that I was not to worry but that it was going to be "uncomfortable" having a baby. She then proceeded to entertain me by doing the robot dance. She's the funniest kid I know.